How on earth have we stopped wondering how doctors become bitches? having done my share of ridiculous summer jobs, I can confidently say – in most lines of work – bitches get fired. Now at loss for a proper male version of “bitch” I will simply refer to the males as bitches too.
Apparently our institutions condone bitches – so in order to understand our own failure, there are two questions to ask ourselves. How did we create the bitches, and how do we get to not firing them.
- We create bitches by crediting certainness over uncertainness. We ask our doctors to present without any hesitation, we ask them to be confident. We ask them rule out the possibility that they could be wrong. We credit doctors for giving straight orders in a setting of urgency or emergency. We teach them to be clear and crisp and make sure nobody second guesses us.
- We forget to fire them because we live in an imaginary world where we created the idea that we cannot live without bitches. We will say over and over again ” sure he is a bitch, but boy can he do a heart transplant”. So what we are saying is that we as a society accept bitches around us because they are the best.
So why do I then as a more mature doctor think it is wise to show uncertainty and use that in your medical decision making. Think ahead – what if I am wrong. Share your thoughts with patients, show them you are not 100% sure and that we need a plan for when we are wrong. That is why we have follow up, discharge instructions. Patients benefit from us not lying to their faces and doctors grow to be more content with decision making.
So how do we fire bitches? Well it goes without saying it starts by not hiring them, and take it a step further; selecting nice people for your training program. But the real deal is management. A hospital director that fires a heart surgeon because he is a bitch would make headlines. Being a bitch should be in the contract: subsection 12b. “If you are a bitch, you can be fired”.
So who tells management why we do not want bitches in our hospitals? Who tells them that bitches make for sad patients, bad outcomes, concerning problems for residency programs, highly likely worse mortality rates…… It has to be you. Because you are not a bitch… right?
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